instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins 

❝ People wait
all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness. ❞

— (via sensitizes)

spenceromg:

vuoen:

vaxpur:

antiquitie:

swinq:

yooo this looks dope on your blog

it really does

ugh

preach it tegs this is the sexiest thing I’ve seen in ages

mmmm

spenceromg:

vuoen:

vaxpur:

antiquitie:

swinq:

yooo this looks dope on your blog

it really does

ugh

preach it tegs this is the sexiest thing I’ve seen in ages

mmmm

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor